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Tape Demotivational Poster

DUCT TAPE AND WD40 - What more could you need ? If this won't fix it then it ain't broke !

TAGS: duct tape wd40 fix broke
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greeny - June 15, 2011, 10:46 am
Algorithms 101... er,5

WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.

TAGS: red green handyman duct tape
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bucketheadsdad - October 30, 2011, 12:00 pm
Quando omni flunkus moritati! When all else fails, play dead!
Arvantillian - October 17, 2011, 10:49 am
Red Green is my Hero!
rudeboy308 - October 12, 2011, 9:57 pm
I loved Red Green when I saw it on PBS. I still have his tag line in my head about duct tape as the handyman's secret weapon.

DUCT TAPE - Helping out with stupidity since 1942

A -

TAGS: tape
Rating: 4.09/5

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NECESSARY TOOLS: - If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.

TAGS: shelby cobra duct tape zoomer
Rating: 4.38/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:23 pm
Still... ... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:10 pm
It has a scoop on top of another scoop?? (in a low pressure area??)
CloudchaserS - March 29, 2013, 10:52 am
At least it was a kit car instead of an original. I know because the originals had aluminum bodies

PEACE AND QUIET - Brought to you courtesy of 3M

TAGS: duct tape nagging wives
Rating: 4.04/5

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Neener - October 7, 2010, 4:17 pm
My wife actually has that on a shirt. Its her fav.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 7, 2010, 4:02 pm
*joke overused....lol.
Neener - October 7, 2010, 3:59 pm
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
MO - April 22, 2010, 11:15 am
You can't fuck it if you duct it!! Wait! That's backwards...If you can't duct it, Fuck it!!! Nope, go with the first one.....

BABYSITTING - It doesn't have to be difficult

DUCT TAPE - Has a New Spokesperson

TAGS: rebecca black duct tape duck
Rating: 3.9/5

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FervorCoulee - September 9, 2012, 9:00 pm
Round, round we go...
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:02 pm
General Hand Granade is a cool song, but yer right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 8:54 pm
Did you say I like Trooper?....them's fightin words.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 8:25 pm
That's our Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. He's such a trooper.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 5:16 pm
Sean - April 16, 2011, 5:04 pm
But then Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo would be heart- broken.
Konpriest - April 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
We can only hope...
Konpriest - April 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
Youtube search Rebecca Black
palmat - April 12, 2011, 5:39 am
let's hope he'll take her on his planet.
Sean - April 11, 2011, 12:26 pm
Sean - April 11, 2011, 11:41 am
Don't no one answer that question. Dude's obviously here on a recon mission from another plantet -- one that doesn't get the internets.
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:26 am
who is that lady, and is she really that irritating?
Sean - April 9, 2011, 8:34 pm
I love this one. And I've got this song on my iphone ... just in case I need to torture someone to get information, or in case I forget the sequence of some of the later days of the week -- which has also happened form time to time.
Konpriest - April 9, 2011, 5:30 pm
This is the first one I've ever made. I likes it!!

DUCT TAPE - The one ring to rule them all

TAGS: duct tape lotr lord rings
Rating: 4.78/5

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BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:22 pm
A clue please? I married a contractor & thought I'd heard just about all the "duct" (duck sic) tape jokes out there but I'm a little dense I guess, could be something due to age? I don't know when it happened but I woke-up one morning .............
yifme - March 7, 2012, 9:36 pm
One tape in silver to bind them
carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)


DUCK TAPE - Now available in the babies area of your favorite favorite store!!


TAGS: two tools tape lube pzy
Rating: 4.64/5

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CaptJosh - February 3, 2011, 4:34 am
WD40 is a solvent. It dissolves rust, etc., to free hinges, etc. Then you have to wait for it to dry or wipe it off and apply a proper lubricant. Unless you use it for bike brake pads or other odd uses. And wow I'm pedantic late at night... *blink blink*
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:08 pm
Stops squeaks and leaks. 5 possums.

DUCT TAPE - Has A 101 Uses And Now One More

TAGS: duct tape uses
Rating: 4.24/5

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mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:24 pm
hehe...duct tape diet..it's cheap too


TAGS: cassette tape pencil tool
Rating: 4.84/5

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Greeny - December 1, 2011, 8:56 pm
And here I was feeling old about 8 tracks
Airman - December 1, 2011, 6:30 pm
it is a cassette tape. The method of recording music and playing it in our cars and tape players before CD's came along. Sometimes you needed the pencil tor turn the wheels. Yes, there was music before 1995
tellezs - December 1, 2011, 4:12 pm
What is that thing!?
CloudchaserS - November 29, 2011, 11:51 pm
Listening to mp3's that I made from my old cassette tapes compared to CD rips, it's no wonder that the lead singer of The Lone Rangers hated how they sound

YES YOU CAN.... - it's called taping there mouths shut and telling them to SHUT UP!

TAGS: ducttape stupid
Rating: 3.23/5

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ughomer - August 21, 2012, 4:15 pm
They're but for the grace of God, go I.
Bull - August 21, 2012, 4:10 pm
So you 1L bomb someone because of a grammatical error .. wat the fuk iis ronge wit peeple thees daze? Eye meen seeresly?
Vinxman - August 21, 2012, 9:14 am
Can you fix the spelling with duct tape? There--A place. Think of the root (here). Their--Belongs to them. Think of the word "heir"--both are about possession. They're--They are.



silence -

TAGS: tape
Rating: 2.71/5
matthew - February 9, 2009, 12:43 pm
that was funny the first hundred times i hear it
. - September 28, 2008, 10:03 am
mmm, yummy
Duct - July 27, 2008, 8:19 am
Sometimes silence is silver.
aPauling - July 24, 2008, 9:06 am
Q: Why did the farmer wrap the gopher in duct tape? A: So it didn't pop when he f-cked it!
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 4:12 pm
Still one of my favorites


TAGS: tape caddy
Rating: 4.4/5

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spacedog - March 23, 2013, 9:18 pm
Adult only. Contains lots of graphic unwrapping.
spacedog - March 23, 2013, 9:18 pm
Adult only. Contains lots of graphic unwrapping.

DAYCARE - I always wondered why she came home sticky.....



TAGS: duct tape gagged bondage silence
Rating: 3/5

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thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 10:59 am
Check your PMs, Mr. Gagged

WEIGHTLOSS TAPE - You don't need video to stop eating so damn much.



TAGS: duct tape cuffs
Rating: 4.59/5

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agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 8:21 pm
A case, you say? Ok... I do have a little weakness. And the quantity is right on the mark.
ICEMAN - November 27, 2010, 8:16 pm
Awww can I please? There's a case of Draught Guinness in it for you.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 8:10 pm
Naaaahhhhh.... mooooo has to live with this one. It's part of his 12-step.
ICEMAN - November 27, 2010, 7:53 pm
Hey Aggy, let me know if I can help with that carpet bombing thing.
Sean - November 27, 2010, 7:49 pm
Moooooooooooooo that's freakin' hilarious. No harm done. Best "1" I ever had ... sober, I mean. P.S. please tell your mom I'm dead.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2010, 7:43 pm
Don't hold my past sins against me Aggy....I used to drink a lot.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:42 pm
Looking at his cache, it'd appear that someone already has done it.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:40 pm
I 5L'd it, and will commence carpet bombing mooooo's cache.
rerun - November 27, 2010, 7:22 pm

he was bust fapping to the possibilities....I gave it a 5L for you
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2010, 7:21 pm
Dear Sean, I just accidentally gave this a 1...I was distracted and I feel terrible about it. Yours Truly, Moo+.(I guess I'll owe you four on your next poster)

TAPEWORMS - No Expensive Dinners To Buy, No Back-Breaking Exercise, Definetely Not Your Average Fad Diet!!!!


TAGS: toc is amsome where is the tape
Rating: 4.48/5

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Anonymous2 - July 30, 2010, 12:50 am
Wait... why's he wearing a helmet? That will only gain him an extra .000041 seconds of skull protection against that magma...
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
thatonechick - July 29, 2010, 7:30 pm
No, all the evidence is destroyed on a quarterly basis. :( Safety first!
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 7:29 pm
Any video evidence TOC?
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 7:13 pm
I gave him a 5 for the flying wallenda dismount
thatonechick - July 29, 2010, 7:11 pm
I might also suggest a few tricks off the rim before you jump in. Much more fun to watch.
motifake - July 29, 2010, 2:22 pm

Airman - July 29, 2010, 1:53 pm
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 1:36 pm
Thanks cub.
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 1:31 pm
A Masterpiece! One of your best. 5 sad poodles


TAGS: life time woman impression joke online meeting loneliness duct tape speech less
Rating: 3.75/5

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temp - October 10, 2009, 4:33 pm
French?! You're a long way from 3rd Rock. Or is this what you've been up to since going off air?
LD0ne - October 8, 2009, 2:38 pm
lol who says the words gonna get out???
freestyler - September 11, 2009, 1:39 pm
That's what i call success.
Sean - July 16, 2009, 10:27 pm
Well alrighty then.
BuZZbomb - July 16, 2009, 10:16 pm
No, the 2x4 did the job well, the first few times. Then when the word gets out, fewer girls will talk to you.
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 10:12 pm
Sean - July 16, 2009, 10:05 pm
Let us guess ... problems with wood?
BuZZbomb - July 16, 2009, 8:53 pm
When dating, I used this mantra. "You can get a girl in your bed faster with a kind word and a 2X4 than you can with just a kind word" I didn't date much.

DUCK TAPE FIXES EVERYTHING - Bear attacked the plane flew in two new wheels and a case of duck tape

TAGS: airplane duck tape duct tape
Rating: 3.18/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 12:57 am
True enough. Duct tape rules!!!
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 11:52 pm
I've seen this done up by churchill


TAGS: arrest of teen for wrapping cat in duct tape
Rating: 1.36/5

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jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 11:51 am
how can someone do this stupidity??!?!! poor little cat :(
twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 7:51 pm
I beelieve that cat was rescued and named Sticky.
Derek - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
Because you'll be crying out for him when the tape comes off


TAGS: man tree tape
Rating: 4.69/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 9:12 pm
except the g55d stuff :)


TAGS: duct tape gagged mouth silence
Rating: 3.93/5

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bricemara - January 14, 2012, 5:04 pm
shes done it twice
newbiel - December 17, 2011, 10:08 pm
caveman - December 17, 2011, 4:22 am
Ok, this poster has already been done........ BY YOU!!!!!!!

DUCT TAPE - Seals even the biggest crack.

TAGS: duct tape
Rating: 3.9/5

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Player_Meyer - October 20, 2009, 11:34 am
Thank goodness they could duck that guys ass... otherwise you would be in trouble... lmao :P
MO - October 20, 2009, 10:58 am
Well, you know what they say right? If you can't duct it? Fuck it!


TAGS: tunafish and 8 track tapes don t mix well
Rating: 3.36/5

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Whitneymr - March 30, 2012, 2:59 pm
Damn you whipper snapper! I was in college when this came out.
ScroogeMcDuck - December 26, 2011, 5:55 pm
Hah! Immune - I never listened to Speedwagon... Now bugger off before I hit you with mah zimmerframe
LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 1:41 pm
Damn you...because you can tune a piano, but... I am NOT old. Now, GET OFF MY LAWN!

DUCK TAPE - The White Trash Answer to Day Care

PHILADELPHIA - You've gotta do a better job watching "Michael VICK"!!

DUCT TAPE - Finding the solution for noise pollution one mouth at a time

Romance -

TAGS: tape
Rating: 2.63/5

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Bob Chin - May 13, 2009, 11:38 am
Or, (looking for literal translations here) I rock you, I break you, or I put a hole in you.

HULK HOGANS SEX TAPE - Featured a tanned blonde with huge tits.....And some babe.

DUCT TAPE USAGE! - Always Situational!


TAGS: gagged tape silence
Rating: 2.11/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 11:16 pm
Is that you Ghost of David Carradine?
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 11:16 pm
gagged222 - August 5, 2010, 11:15 pm
Feel free to use this picture if you have a funny idea for a poster just lemme know
rerun - July 20, 2010, 5:48 pm

Asian women? gagged & kept prisoner?hmmm, looks lie the spare room at Cubbys house
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:35 am
Gagged22's moti's - Has no thought put in them.
forseti - July 20, 2010, 10:05 am
Chicky: You don't need to see his other pictures, his name speaks volumes... ;)
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 9:55 am

i saw that TOC, but even so....great pic...underworked caption.(RL looks around shifty eyed...oh yeah...i'm gonna steal this pic...for sure)...lol
thatonechick - July 20, 2010, 9:23 am
RL and forseti: This guy has a fetish. Check his motis.
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 9:22 am

omg ...forseti...so true. opportunity lost. fantastic pic. geez fors...what did i say in another post about rushing a moti becuase you have a great pic.
forseti - July 20, 2010, 8:57 am
unfortunately nice artwork is not enough...


TAGS: youthful memory fishing forever tapeworm
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - June 3, 2012, 2:44 pm
HAH! Good one, nice doggy

BEST PRODUCT COMBINATION - The only tools you'll ever need.

TAGS: duct tape wd 40
Rating: 4.41/5

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bigsouthfork - March 24, 2013, 2:02 pm
How about duct tape and large zip ties. Better combo? Your thoughts!
MissPriss - March 23, 2013, 10:12 am
Oh wow...I can't even post what "job" popped into my head....but I think it would fall under the safe sex category....bahaha...thanks for the 5L idea Papa!
Rudedog - March 22, 2013, 11:31 pm
The complete contents of my bug out bag.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 8:26 pm
Oh yeah. From catching 5ish to removing warts.

THE TIME LORDS - Left a window open in the space-time continuum

TAGS: videotape dvd vhs
Rating: 4.31/5

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Silverheart - January 15, 2013, 7:38 pm

A time lord CAN rewind a DVD. One of the many many functions of the sonic screwdriver.


TAGS: coffee cupholder packing tape dashboard
Rating: 3.92/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:58 pm
Great caption.
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
I see the beauty of the design...and it's brilliant! 5L to you sir!

STUPIDITY - How can she be in the kitchen making you a sandwich When she's ducktaped to the wall?

TAGS: stupidity sandwich woman chauvenist ducktape
Rating: 2.88/5

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kenny - April 29, 2009, 4:47 pm
yay sammich!


TAGS: thank god i still have the tape
Rating: 4.78/5

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IllicoPresto - October 24, 2010, 8:06 pm
That is really bad! 5L!
spacedog - October 18, 2010, 6:56 pm
That totally kicks a$$. 5L Culos.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 1:45 pm
This is what Motifake is all about. Culos for the perpetual win.
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 1:45 pm
5L and added to my favs. I really love the dark stuff
tellitlikeitis - October 18, 2010, 12:04 pm
Totally sick and demented. Still deserves a 5 though.
Ed-Hyde - October 18, 2010, 11:56 am
I love the disney font to go with this.
suenero - October 18, 2010, 11:49 am
Dark & Twisted. Almost gave it a 4L it's so dark. But the voices in my head demanded a 5L.
Neener - October 18, 2010, 10:43 am
Twisted! I love it!


TAGS: duct tape gagged girl sky
Rating: 4.2/5

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fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:58 pm
Yes, we know. We got it, even before the first 2 times. I certainly hope you have a broader vocabulary than what you've been using.



TAGS: caught on tape
Rating: 3.21/5

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Narutarded - December 23, 2008, 2:29 am
Sorry, but that's not me, guys. I work with Briton in his forge. Swordsmithing is great exercise for the upper body.
Scorpio7 - December 22, 2008, 8:54 am
She SHOULD have said to him, "Go eat your shit with a shovel."
LogicDude - December 22, 2008, 8:53 am
The part this missed was her ripping off her clothes revealing her Power Girl costume...and the robber - and everyone else in the bank - falling at her feet to worship...Naru - are you going to share the reward?


TAGS: bolts push pins tape jesus christ anything to whine
Rating: 2.92/5

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MO - July 22, 2009, 12:19 am
FTW Aggy!! FTW!!!!
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 12:13 am
MO - July 22, 2009, 12:10 am
Bizzaro comment.....I always knew you were crazy but, now I can see your....

THE LOST OSAMA TAPE - "The Infidels Will Return Will And Grace To The Airwaves...Or Perish In Holy Fire!"

TAGS: the lost osama tape
Rating: 2.71/5

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[email protected] - February 13, 2010, 5:11 pm
Well then OSAMA should check out modern family, jack and will evolved into the gay couple, and karen is the latina trophy wife, sideled up to al bundy. Boobs and all.

bureaucracy -

I'm Feeling Old -

TAGS: loading cassette tape eighties nostalgia
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 19, 2014, 1:47 am
So did my son.

Hold Your Tongue -

TAGS: a drunken man on a flight to new york was duct taped to his seat by fellow passengers after attacking one woman and screaming the plane was going to crash jan 4th 2013
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct tape! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct tape is at fixing anything! Lol!


TAGS: kiss videotape foreigner boring
Rating: 4.86/5

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Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 1:45 pm


Babysitting -

TAGS: babysitting ducttape
Rating: 4.57/5

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PapaFox - April 23, 2013, 3:25 pm
There were times that was so tempting!

DON'T WORRY! - Mythbusters tested this! I'm sure it'll work just fine!

No Problem -



TAGS: cubbybear hawaiian tape worth every penny
Rating: 3.4/5

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Mark - April 3, 2009, 3:17 pm
I'll try to get there more often if only in the hope of catching one of your screenings.
Cubbybear - April 3, 2009, 3:06 pm
It took 7months .I started in Aug 2008 and if you join the forums, tapes are discounted...LOL!
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:19 pm
Congrats Cubby! How long did it take you? When did you start? Was there a Cubbybear before there was a MotiFake? Can I get a discount on the tapes?
RON - March 28, 2009, 1:29 am
CONGRATS!!!!! Must feel good...another goal reached...to be 1st at 3000 and own Motifake...lol...great job...I think Motifake makes us addicted...oh well...have to be addicted to something thats legal...lol...now take wife out and cerebrate...shes buying
Cubbybear - March 28, 2009, 12:50 am
Ron...It's always free for you. BTW...I just posted #3000!
RON - March 28, 2009, 12:23 am
CUBBY...I,ll buy 2...lol


CASSETTE TAPES - Still Good For Something...

TAGS: tapes
Rating: 2.8/5

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Cut The Chick Some Slack -

TAGS: tape biff
Rating: 2.58/5

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wankermike - May 1, 2009, 1:04 am
Mike, lol - you obviously never get any or you wanted her and she took that guy instead... whatever, shes hot - and id slip my dong between those pillows with or without the ducktape. ... have fun with your right hand Mike...
... - April 28, 2009, 3:17 pm
duct tape or not, that chick is smoking hot!
LogicDude - September 16, 2008, 4:29 pm
Attention. She has mine.
Mike - May 30, 2008, 12:51 pm
No, she did it because she's a whore that wants attention.
Andres - May 8, 2008, 10:33 am
She only does it for you douche-bags

Duct Tape, Dude -

TAGS: tape
Rating: 2.34/5

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Master-Debator - March 20, 2009, 3:00 am
Before you Fuck it, Duck it! and Beemers are for cocks. Buy a vintage 5 cyl. audi, drop in a turbo, and spend the money you saved on a performance driving school!
Lewis - September 6, 2008, 9:24 am
Yes, you're right, my mistake. I guess I was a little drunk when I wrote that.
Kyle - September 5, 2008, 5:30 pm
I think you mean the 'force' not 'source'
Lewis - July 18, 2008, 11:48 am
Duct tape is like 'the source', it has a light and a dark side and it keeps the universe together.


S'Cuse Me -

TAGS: tape
Rating: 1.81/5

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RRCCmom - August 22, 2008, 8:51 am
Don't stick her in the microwave.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 15, 2008, 1:22 pm
D4V3, you need to start copying people who are actually funny.
D4V3 - July 15, 2008, 11:22 am
ROFL i just got this... "why you still talking, you filthy sloot"

JACK NICHOLSON - He's got some serious free time.

TAGS: its the joker eating a vhs tape
Rating: 1.8/5

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Fatt Matt - February 24, 2010, 5:55 pm
Is that a how to play the harmonica tape?


Opinion -

Stupidity -

It takes a great man -

TAGS: good tape makes good listener
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:45 pm
I've always wondered how to get a guy to listen! Thanks for the tip! ^!

It Fixes Everything -

TAGS: movies theaters duct tape fixes everything
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 1:53 am
I'm always looking for new uses for duck tape, cynic! Thanks! 5 lol lions!

Duck -

Taking care of business -

TAGS: make fun of rerun rope duct tape shovel priceless
Rating: 4.9/5

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JesusWept - December 14, 2015, 7:27 pm
Good work, Silver!
GaryO - December 14, 2015, 8:32 am
Nice set, sly